The most colorful things in Antarctica...

are Bill Jirsa's pants...

Fish don't fry in the kitchen/
Beans don't burn on the grill/
Took a whole lot of t-ryin'/
Just to get up that hill/

Now we up in the Big Leagues/
It's my turn at bat/
As long as we're livin'/
It's you and me baby/
And there ain't nothin wrong with that....